conducting a new experiment called maintaining a normal conversation. i’ll let you know how it goes
brought up the eel sex discovery again :/
speaking of: did you guys know that the mystery of eel breeding has finally been discovered??
the reproduction of eels has been a mystery since ancient fucking greece and they JUST discovered how they do it. scientists followed european eels that migrated thousands of kilometers from freshwater streams and rivers to the Sargasso sea (which is by north america) where the females released millions of eggs into the water and the males fertalized them and then the eels just died. because appearantly thats the end of their lifespan.
its insane. its bonkers. ALL european and american eels reproduce IN THE SAME PLACE. european eels swim across the north atlantic ocean just to reproduce. these eels live for about 20 years and go through multiple complex life stages but they begin and end their lives in the same place, despite how far they travel. and god dont get me started on other species of eels-
“please buy crabs so that Tumblr doesn’t have to implement changes we hate to become profitable” right, let me explain something about capitalism.
Tumblr didn’t change course because they need the cash and are down on their luck. they did it because corporations want growth.
and that desire for growth is gonna be the same whether they have negative infinity money or positive infinity money. a corporation seeks money and growth.
if Tumblr suddenly became profitable after announcing these changes, it’s not even that it would send the wrong message, although it would.
it’s that Tumblr wouldn’t be taking care of us better if only it weren’t for the cruel realities of the world. it’s a subsidiary of a corporation. it doesn’t care.
it’s still going to keep the changes that it thinks are profitable, and ignore changes it thinks won’t be. Tumblr is not our friend, it is a website we use, and it wants to profit from us regardless of if that’s in our best interest and regardless of if it has “enough” money. that is the relationship. don’t get it twisted.
“yeah but Tumblr needs the money 🥺”
what part of corporations aren’t our friends isn’t fucking clicking
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅
I want to draw something SO gay and sapphic and hot and tender that it shocks ppl 😤
Okay but I DO remember in middle school when I saw this sapphic drawing of two girls with glow in the dark lipstick and in the dark you could see everywhere they had kissed. In the drawing I think they were just in a dark setting holding hands, maybe at like a party or park at night or something I can’t remember.
One of them had like really sweet and loving kisses in really innocent places and the it was so sapphic and cute AND THE OTHER GIRL HAD LIPSTICK MARKS EVERYWHERE LIKE EVEN ON HER V-LINE AND i think thats why im bisexual its all the artistic community’s fault
Anyways i have to search my old phone for that art it was fucking incredible I ALSO THINK ITS A GOOD CONCEPT FOR ARTISTS especially for characters who differ in personality showing the contrast in how they show physical affection towards each other VERY COOL
omg?? this sounds SO cute I need to see it,, I also love the idea of it being hidden in the dark in a way it adds layers to the sapphicness
